Amy Schumer’s Wedding Vows Were Both Inappropriate and Totally Heartfelt

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“In my vows, I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t,’” she joked. “And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f—ing loser.’ It was all like, awful sh—.”

“All his stories about me that were supposed to be endearing were about me screaming at him,” she joked, though she admitted that Fischer’s vows were even better than her own. “I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard.”